After an awful Biology Lab, with a quiz thought up by a life form full of pure evil it was nice to relax watching a new episode of Naruto.  To go along with last weeks episode, it is still night 1 of the great ninja war.  White Zetsus are posing as members of the allied ninja force and screwing with everything.  This episode focused on team 8.  It’s nice that the writers decided to give them some screen time; we haven’t seen Kiba, Hinata and Shino lately. Read the rest of this entry »

This Is Not A Porn Site

Posted: September 12, 2012 by Xana in Uncategorized

I have been away from the site for the past 2-3 weeks.  I decided to take a look today at all the different things people searched to find my site over the past few weeks.  Here are a few of them.

http://www.schoolgirlsfuck.com (how the fuck does that get your to my site?)

korra hentai (its a nick show, come on)

code lyoko hentai (Really, don’t ruin my childhood)

kaori hentai (my site is pg-13, not porn)

sword art online ecchi

Dance in the Vampire Bund Hentai (I never even reviewed this series)

Inu X Boku Hentai (come on)

Inu X Boku Ecchi

I could go on.  The amount of perverted searches for Inu X Boku and other anime is insane.  All you bald middle age men looking for nickelodeon porn get off my site, but thanks for the view!

-Xana

When aliens suddenly invade the world, Earth seems to be fighting a losing battle until Arikawa, one of the defense command staff discovers a young man lying on a hill.  Tests soon prove the impossible: this one teenager, Kakashi has the power to defeat the attackers.  Kakashi has lost his memory and he has no way of properly using his powers.  Everyday the Aliens send down a new challenger who he must defeat and if he doesn’t the world could end.

This Boy Can Fight Aliens was animated by one woman, by the name of Soubi Yamamoto when she was 21 on her home computer.  It was later produced by CoMix Wave Films who also had the job of getting the voice actors and writing the music for the OVA.  The OVA runs 30 minutes and has been licensed and distributed dubbed in the United States by Sentai Filmswork.

Animation

It is apparent that Shoujo Anime influenced Yomamoto heavily.  The three main characters are all male all look very feminine.  Also very typical of Shoujo Anime, the characters have long, lanky builds.  The world that Yomamoto created is very bright; it makes Penguin Drum look dull in comparison. There are only brief moments of action, but what action there is looks great and moves fluently.  Read the rest of this entry »

Kyousogiga Review

Posted: September 12, 2012 by Xana in Kyousogiga
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You guys are in for it!  I don’t even know if I have the capacity to review this ONA but I’m going to try.  Here is OVA review #2 and it is sure a weird one.  Kyousogiga is a 26-minute long Original Net Animation created by Izumi Todo, which was released in December of last year on Nico Nico Douga.  Todo is known for creating the Pretty Cure series that has 400+ episodes.  Anime powerhouse Toei Animation is behind the animation.  When I first watched this I thought it was only going to be a one shot, but recently Todo announced more episode are coming out eventually.  Okay let’s get to the review and I will see if I can figure out what the hell I just watched!

Plot Summary

Three kids are stuck in a strange city causing massive mayhem through the land. They are searching for an atypical rabbit in order to return home. Koto, the eldest of the three, seems to have some sort of connection to this weird place ruled by a monk, a demon, and a priest.  (AnimeNewsNetwork) Read the rest of this entry »

I have been really bad about posting as of late.  All my anime reviewing time as been spent writing for Wan Abrar.  I am going to post a few back posts from the past few weeks.

Today is the official start of me selling out.  That’s right, I’m reviewing Naruto Shippuden episodically for now.  Before you all start hating on me hear me out.  Naruto was what brought me into the lovely world of anime.  Yes I had watched other anime before Naruto mainly Pokémon, Yu Gi Oh, Zatch/Gash Bell and 4 kids One Piece (if that even counts) but Naruto was the first anime that grabbed my attention.  I was 13 years old when I first watched Naruto and I am now 20 and still watching it.  I have suffered through all of the filler and all of the flashbacks.  I am not calling Naruto the best anime, it is not the best by far and it is not without its flaws.  Maybe what I really love about Naurto is that it is one of the last things from my younger days that are still going on.  I am now an adult thrown into an adult world doing my best to survive college.  Time is growing ever shorter until I have to make the big leap into the real world, get a job, and have to support myself.  Naruto for a mere 20 minutes help me forget the inevitable momentarily.  For 20 minutes I am 13 again full of dreams and bright ideas.  I went all cheesy on you didn’t I?  So why start reviewing Naruto today you ask.  I decided to start reviewing Naruto because of issues I was having with this summer’s anime season.  I have dropped every show I started watching except for Kokoro Connect and Sword Art Online.  I feel the need to review something else besides Kokoro Connect so I thought why not Naruto.  At the least it will give me something to poke fun at so lets get to the review.  Ugh, of course I had to pick a Sakura episode to start my Naruto Reviews on.  This ought to be boring right? Read the rest of this entry »

Sword Art Online episode 3 went by so fast.  When the episode ended I thought it had another 10 minutes left.  Episode 3 was very emotional, it made my eyes a little sweaty but no I didn’t cry.  Bring it Sword Art Online I dare you to find a way to make me cry; still no anime has ever made me do that.  The episode starts with another time skip, 4 months after the events of episode 2.  There is no sign of Asuna or any of the other guys who helped clear the first floor.  Kirito gets invited to join the Moonlit Black Cats, a guild of fairly low levels.  They are nothing special but they are group of nice guys and a gal.  I was glad at first that Kirito decided to make some friends; he really shouldn’t be going at this alone.  It too bad what happened to everyone.  Read the rest of this entry »

Great second episode of Sword Art Online, this show could really turn into something.  Episode 2 as you probably know takes place a month after the events of episode 1.  20% of all the players in the game are dead, dead in Sword Art Online and dead in real life.  I bet most of the in-game characters are being super careful and barely training at all.  With my life on the line I would probably stay at the nice inn Asuna was talking about.  Maybe I would make a few friends and just spend our lives in level one, it is better than dying prematurely in my opinion. Read the rest of this entry »